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49. Giving you friendship kisses, cheating, and cancelled weddings

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Kissing your friends is fine…until it turns into a make-out session. In this weeks episode, Alex and Jon discuss friendship kisses, cancelled weddings, and friendships that have gone south. You know, not all friendships have to last forever. Alex’s friendships usually last awhile, whereas Jon’s only last 2-3 business days…or a year if you play Call of Duty. 

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0:00 – Intro

30:51 – Risky Towel Business 

33:21 – How Long Should You Wait To Remarry? 

36:45 – Is Playful Kissing Cheating? 

38:23 – My Fiance Cancelled Our Wedding

41:27 – My Husband Uses Dating Apps

44:58 – Close Friend or Foe? 

49:50 – My Sister’s Wedding vs. My Baby

53:30 – My Wife Makes Out With Her Friends

58:31 – I Sold My Friend’s Concert Tickets

1:03:33 – Call of Booty

1:08:03 – Reading Your Secrets

1:09:38 – Listener Review

 

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48. Giving you pole dancing, driving high, and stalking your ex

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Would you call the cops on your own sister? Alex would. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss driving while high, pole dancing, and stalking your ex. Jon hasn’t stalked his ex in years but Alex just stalked hers last week. Don’t lie, we all want to see if we’re doing better than our exes! Safe to say, Alex and Jon have nothing to worry about.

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0:00 – Intro

9:45 – We’re Growing Apart

11:48 – Balancing School and Life

14:10 – Say High to a DUI

17:37 – Should We Move In Together?

20:56 – New State, Same Business?

25:50 – I Want Support For My Pole Dancing 

30:19 – Afraid of the Dark…Circles

35:07 – Boundaries At Work

39:15 – My BF Left Me In The Hospital 

46:26 – He’s Stalking His Ex

52:48 – Reading Your Secrets

55:54 – What Are You Over?

58:26 – Listener Review

 

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47. Giving you vanilla sex, rude celebrities, and sibling kisses

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It’s time we normalized kissing your siblings on the lips…(or not, geez). In this week’s episode, Jon and Alex discuss strange sibling relationships, babies at weddings, and rude celebrity encounters. Just remember, if you ever meet Alex and Jon in public, Alex will want to be your best friend and Jon will want to leave immediately. It’s nothing personal, he just doesn’t enjoy genuine human interaction.

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0:00 – Intro

11:34 – I Won’t Speak Badly About My Husband

13:43 – Our Sex Life is Vanilla

16:43 – Rude Celebrity Encounters

20:30 – Kissing Your Sibling 

24:23 – Fading Friendships

28:09 – Grandparents or Grandpains in my Ass? 

33:05 – Reaching Out To My Ex’s Mom

35:28 – To Move or Not To Move? 

39:44 – Loaning Money To A Sibling 

46:13 – Your Baby Can’t Come To My Wedding

52:25 – Reading Your Secrets

55:03 – Listener Review

 

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46. Giving you fake cancer, boring boyfriends, and shitty brothers

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In love with your best friend’s boyfriend? Stop. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon help you fall out of love with your best friend’s boyfriend, find love on dating apps, and confront ex’s about having fake cancer. What’s the biggest lie Jon has ever told Alex? Probably that he’s one inch taller. Guys will take every inch, am I right?

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0:00 – Intro

12:17 – She’s Lying About Having Cancer

16:01 – I’m In Love with my Best Friend’s BF

18:14 – Finding Love on Tinder

25:19 – My Best Friend’s Boring Boyfriend

29:21 – Being Friends with The Opposite Sex 

35:20 – My Father In Law is a Bigot

41:29 – Do I Send A Warning Letter? 

46:27 – Hot For Neighbor

52:08 – Is It Religious? Or Personal? 

59:53 – Reading Your Secrets

1:04:20 – What Are You Over?

1:06:06 – Listener Review

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45. Giving you babies, sperm donors, and vasectomies

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Is Baby Bouffard finally on the way? In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon make a huge life announcement and discuss all things kids, pregnancy, and promiscuous pasts.  Jon considers getting a vasectomy and Alex dives into what you need to think about before having kids. Is Jon about to become a Zaddy? Is Alex entering her MILF era? Hit play and find out!

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0:00 – Intro

12:23 – Do You Want Kids?

27:51 – My BF is Staying With His Ex

30:12 – My Husband Wants Kids, I Don’t

33:59 – Sperm Donor Dilemma

38:58 – Pregnancy Scare

42:22 – Promiscuous Boy

49:39 – Who is Getting Fixed?

59:14 – How Do I Parent When I’m Not One? 

1:03:50 – Ready Your Secrets

1:06:26 – What Are You Over?

1:07:30 – Listener Review

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44. Giving you bachelorette parties, scammers, and nudes

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People need to learn how to say no, especially to brides. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss bachelorette parties getting too extreme, bedtime stories at 27, and how to handle your first STD. Alex even recalls a cooking class that left her feeling bamboozled, while Jon warns listeners to watch out for scammers. If Jon cares about one thing, it’s his money…and Alex, of course.

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0:00 – Intro

22:18 – My Husband Finishes Fast

25:00 – Do I Pay for Dinner?

27:07 – What’s Your Type?

30:55 – I Need A Bedtime Story

33:17 – STDeal With It

36:02 – Should My Parents Pay For My Boobs?

39:02 – My Wife Sent Nudes To My Friend

45:00 – Bachelorette Blowup 

54:28 – My Ex is Catfishing As Me

1:05:56 – Reading Your Secrets

1:08:04 – What Are You Over?

1:09:30 – Listener Review

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43. Giving you mother-in-laws, affairs, and crowd surfing

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Mother-in-laws are like your husband’s ex-girlfriend who won’t leave him alone. This week, Alex and Jon discuss MIL relationships, workplace affairs, and husbands being TOO helpful? Is that possible? Jon even recounts a story from his music festivals days and crowd surfing. Let’s just say if Jon could go back and relive his glory days…he wouldn’t.

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0:00 – Intro

7:37 – Do You Clean Together?

10:23 – How To De-escalate An Argument

13:03 – Is My Friend “Mothering” Me?

16:02 – Leaving Your Dog Behind

18:55 – My Husband Is Almost Too Helpful

24:05 – What Does My MIL Really Need?

29:22 – Yeah, You ARE The Asshole

38:29 – Your BF Needs AA

42:44 – My Boss Is Having An Affair

48:39 – Monster In Law

55:17 – What Are You Over?

57:47 – Listener Review

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42. Giving you body count, work wives, and buttholes

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Too afraid to poke your husband’s butthole? Let’s discuss. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon give their take on work wives, being a confident tall girl with a short king, and sleeping with your fiance’s sister. Other topics include being “friends” with your attractive coworker but hey, if you’re spending more time discussing spreadsheets than bed sheets, you’re probably safe.

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0:00 – Intro
11:14 – Men and Their Buttholes
13:24 – Is having a “work” wife an emotional affair?
15:31 – Tall Girl Insecurities
18:24 – Do I Need To Do A 30’s Birthday Trip?
20:25 – Half Naked Women In My Husbands Phone
23:27 – My Body Count Got Me Dumped
26:23 – I Hooked Up with My Fiance’s Sister
32:01 – To Vacation or Not To Vacation?
34:43 – I’m Still Thinking About Past Sexual Experiences
39:43 – Co-Worker, Friend, or Potential Lover?
44:55 – Should I Take My Husband’s Last Name?
50:19 – Icks
54:10 – Listener Review

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41. Navigating Relationships By Trusting Your Instincts

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If you’ve ever been in a relationship, you know how outside influences can do more harm than good at any given time. Even when your gut is telling you the answer, those outside factors can get you to second guess yourself. The truth is, you just have to trust yourself sometimes and go with your intuition. In this episode, Jon and Alex answer listener questions about a proposal that’s not a surprise, setting financial boundaries with your parents, sleeping with your sister’s ex husband, your boyfriend’s suspicious relationship with your stepmom, and figuring out how to say goodbye to your soulmate.

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(0:00) Intro

(13:33) Our Listeners Give Their Advice

(18:30) Is A Proposal Still Special If You Know It’s Happening?

(20:20) Is It Still The Thought That Counts?

(24:16) Does Giving Back To Your Parents Need Boundaries?

(30:11) Why Are You Sleeping With Your Sisters Ex Husband?

(34:18) How You Start Your Family Is Your Choice

(37:43) Your House Is Your Safe Space

(41:22) How To Say Goodbye

(45:50) Are Your Boyfriend And Stepmom Hiding Something?

(50:05) Listener Review

(50:44) Icks

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40. The Consequences Of Your Choices

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Turning points in relationships are often a result of the impact your choices have on you and your partner. Oftentimes we focus too much on who’s right and who’s wrong instead of looking at what’s in the best interest of the relationship itself. In this episode, Alex and Jon take on listener questions about a marriage of conflicting personalities, whether or not a ring means someone is ready to propose, a twin sister talking to her sister ex, the struggles of a family business, and how all bridesmaids are not created equal.

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(0:00) Intro

(11:34) Our Listeners Give Their Advice

(17:22) A Type A Versus Type B Marriage

(21:06) So You Finished But Didn’t Orgasm…

(27:41) Is A Violent Past A Red Flag?

(31:42) Does Having A Ring Mean You’re Ready To Propose?

(35:01) Why Would Your Twin Sister Still Talk To Your Ex?

(39:01) Is This Denial Or Not Wanting To Help Yourself?

(44:37) Going Into Business With Family

(48:42) Elaborate Story Or Harsh Reality?

(56:30) Not All Drunk Bridesmaids Are Equal

(1:01:10) Icks

(1:11:18) Listener Review

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